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Douglas College Events ed wife visits him regularly to offer © Artswest Society For more information call
advice Show of members’ work 604.734.1611
Paintings and Art Objects by To April 24, Metro Theatre To April 18, New Westminster
Janis Blyth For tickets and information call Public Library J-Live Amanda Aikman
Works presented by the Amelia 604.266.7191 For more information call Triple Threat recording artists Culture Editor
Douglas Gallery 604.527.4660 from New York City, with guests
To May 21, Amelia Douglas Husbands and Wives People Under the Stairs from LA Crazy Courtney.
Gallery The White Rock Players Club Supernatural April 10, Richard’s on Richards At 39 years of age, Courtney Love
Psrennre satcmocian coll presents Woody Allen's comedy Works by Neil Campbell and Beau Tickets at Zulu, Scratch, and has still got it. Provided that “it” is
604.527.5495 about two New York couples play- — Dick Bassix the ability to act like an idiot in
ing a game of marital musical To April 25, Contemporary Art For more information call public.
2004 UT Music Program chairs Gallery 604.687.6794 In a low-rent Drew Barrymore
Auditions To April 24, White Rock For more information call impression, the lovely Ms. Love
April 23, 24, 30 Playhouse 604.681.2700 50 Cent repeatedly flashed David Letterman
For more information call For tickets and information call Multiplatinum gangsta rapper during her recent appearance on
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Works by sculptor Miles Lowry Club”), with guests David Banner, taping, she proceeded to bare her
2004 Theatre Program Auditions Carousel To May 5, Simon Fraser Gallery Kardinal Offishall, and Melanie breasts for patrons at a nearby
April 28, 29, 30 Royal City Musical Theatre For more information call Durant Wendy's restaurant. Nothing says
For more information call Company presents a classic musi- 604.291.4266 April 12, GM Place classy like a little fast food strip-
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Hammerstein, directed by Ed Concerts 604.280.4444 The wacky widow then moved
Theatre Harrington on to a local club where she jumped
To April 24, Massey Theatre Nerve Issue Release Party The Strokes up on stage and ended up hitting an
Shteanciteds Tickets at Ticketmaster, The Nerve magazine celebrates the Guitar-rockers from New York audience member in the head with
The Arts Club Theatre Company 604.280.4444 release of its April issue with per- City play tunes from latest CD, a mike stand. Love was arrested for
presents Noel Coward's comedy : : ay formances by Ten Foot Pole, Room on Fire, with guests the assault and spent the remainder of
about a former husband and wife “0's Afraid of Virginia Wolf? SideSixtySeven, and Ghosts of Raveonettes the evening in jail. Yup, she’s still
who find themselves in adjoining A New Theatre Co. presents Modern Man April 16, Plaza of Nations got it.
stdisuntl ako ciel betel din Edward Albee’s classic drama April 9, Brickyard Tickets at Ticketmaster,
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new spouses in tow Burnaby : ; and Red Cat Records Scratch Records What a deal! Pretty soon you'll be
To April 11, Stanley Theatre For tickets and information call ee able to act as badly as you want to
Tickets at Ticketmaster, PTB BIDAIS2 at work and if you're employer tries
604.280.3311 to do anything about it you can sue
Galleries for copyright infringement.
Pal Joey That's right, Donald Trump has

Studio 58 presents Rodgers and
Hart's musical about a womanizing
young nightclub singer who ditch-
es his innocent girlfriend for a
wealthy socialite

To April 11, Studio 58

Tickets $9-16 at Festival Box

Office, 604.257.0366 To April 16, Exhibitions Gallery ices—but a girl can dream.
For more information call

The Buz’gem Blues 604.224.4866 Marriage For Gatmies

Donna Spencer directs Drew (by eae: 4 ; 3
Hayden Taylor's comedy about No Fixed Address Everybody's favourite spoiled air-
political correctness and the dating _ Site-specific installation by Rita heads, Jessica Simpson and Nick
rituals of contemporary Native McBride Lachey, are reportedly writing the
people To April 17, Artspeak book on matrimony. A frightening

To April 17, Firehall Arts Centre

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604.689.0926 marriage on the reality television
21 Sleeps and no Tomorrow program Newlyweds.

Never get Smart with an Angel Interdisciplinary works by Kim The book is supposedly going to

Metro Theatre presents George Dawn be titled Jessica Simpson and Nick

Tibbles’s comedy about an Italian To April 17, Helen Pitt Gallery Lacheys Secrets for a Happy (and

immigrant widower whose depart-

Face the Music: Portraits of
Musicians

Photographs by Mark Mushet
To April 15, Zulu Records

Rob Edmonds

Rock concert posters

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allegedly filed papers with the US
patent office to trademark his
Apprentice catchphrase, “You're
Fired.”

Unfortunately it is rumoured
that the trademark will apply only

to clothing, games, and casino serv-

thought for anyone who has wit-

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Amanda Aikman
Culture Editor

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Mandy Smith. He reveals the two have
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secret? When I was 13 I could never seem
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April 12, 2000:

University,

Metallica files suit against Napster, Yale
University of Southern
California, and Indiana University for
copyright infringement. Once these cases
were settled, the band moved on to sue
every 16-year-old who had ever included

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